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Evolution Of My Basement

As I sat there in my cold basment, knitting a tremendously long scarf and watching all the four hours of Lord of the Rings special features, I was trying to think of a blog that I should post. I thought of telling you about my Christmas, plans for the New Year, then it came upon me with the brilliant idea of writing about my basement. Where to begin?

I don't rememeber the earliest stages of my basement, seeing as I wasn't born, but I got to hear stories from my parents and my older sister. You see, my house has become a project for my parents. It's never completely finished, and there's alwaysy something to fix or refurnish or paint. They started when they moved in about 20 years ago, and we just put in new floors yesterday. Anywho.

As far as my earliest memories go, I know that the stairs leading down to my basment were actually curved to the left, but now it's changed to the normal 'straight down the stairs'. It's more convienient in a lot of ways. Now there is a lesser chance of me falling down the stairs, and when we want to throw laundry down the stairs, it can go right down into the basement instead of congesting the stairwell. As we would move down the stairs, I don't believe we had flooring. I believe we had cement. Cold, hard, grey cement. As child proof as you would imagine it would be, it was actually fun. My sister and I could rollerblade in the basement, and not have to worry about ruining flooring. Then there was the swing. Yes, we had a swing in our house. It was a yellow 'banana' swing that was placed in front of the TV so we could sit on whilst watching TV. As we began to move down the hallway, there was 'the wall'. You see, in the midst of my parents constant renovation, there wouldl be points when they would be getting ready to to take down ugly old 70's wall paper, to repaint and refresh the room. Well somewhere in the kafluffle of everything, we had this rather large wall that my sisters and I could draw on. Soon after it was covered up, and our games of 'x's and o's, hang man, drawing flowers and people and palm trees were all gone. That wall is now just a faint memory beneath a coat of beige paint. Last but not least, I rememeber my mother having this room. It was secluded from the rest of the house and it was dark and scary- 'the Sewing Room'. I don't even rememeber going in, and if I did, my memories had been painted with shade of blue and black. That was my least favorite.

A few years later, there was the reconstruction of rooms. The 'Sewing Room' was taken down and moved into a large hallway containg two rooms. In the midst of that, my father had to take down my pole. You know, the kind of pull that was in houses for structural reasons. Well, that was my first boyfriend. Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm putting it out there. I was in love with a pole. (mind you I was about 4), though my age doesn't really do that little tale justice.

When I was about 9, I decided I wanted to move my bedroom downstairs. I had decided to paint my room a wonderful vibrant yellow colour, and it's theme would be '70's', and to this day, I still have the yellow walls, and the tye-dye comforter follwed by an old record playing cabinet that was painted bright blue with purple and pink and green circles. (During this time, my father took down the pole and was about to throw it away). I told him "NO!", and I made him to bury it in my walls. So in the back of one of my built in closests lies my first love.

So there I was, a 9 yearold living in a room that used to frighten me. At thet time, I was the only one in the basement, and it took me a few months to adjust to sleeping down there. The bed was perfectly comfortable and I had a rather large collection of my stuffies up on the bed with me, and yet there seemed to be a noise from a collaborative place in my house. I rememeber one night, I woke up in a fright from hearing a gurgling noise coming from outside my room followed by a spring noise. At that moment, I knew someone was on the computer, in MY BASEMENT, playing candy minigolf. I just knew I had heard those sounds before. I burst out of my room, not even bothering to look in the computer room, into my parents room. The next morning, I found out that it was actually the furnace that was mkaing the gurgling noise, and my older sister rolling over on a broken spring on her bed. For the next few years, I would hear those faint noises in the night.

I rememeber having an ugly bathroom. It was a tiny little hole in the basment that no one would ever bother going to. When I moved down there, my parents knew what to do. They would renovate. So I now still have 'a little hole in the basment' of a bathroom, but it looks nice.

My computer room was also just a hole in the basement. It had a very tiny window, and it was partly storage. It was painted an ugly green colour, but that seemed to be the least of our problems. That room was a place of refuge. If I were ever home alone with either of my sisters, that would be the place you'd find us. As we put it, the only little window would just show the feet of people arriving at our door, and so if foreign feet were to show up, we would be ready.

Now the basment has been completely rearranged. The computer room is new the sewing room. The old sewing room is now my sisters room, the main room/tv room is now defined the more 'nicer place' and a place my mom could have people over and drink wine, as we had moved our 'nicer' furniture that kind of looks like picasso's work on a couch. Even though the basement seemed about perfect, we just added recently added a new book case 'that simply just adds to the look of the room' and a new surround sound feature that really does impress my father, though not so much my mother.

Might I just add- The Lord of the Rings is brilliant on surround sound. Just saying.

Happy Blogger

The Twelve Perils of Christmas



Yes! It's been ages since our last post. But that's what happens when those nasty little buggers we call finals roll into town. But we are free at last, free at last! And being as it is Christmas Eve, I decided to take you on a little Christmas-themed tour of my recent thoughts.

Every Winter, sometime about mid- to late-November, the world trips over a candy cane and realizes...it's almost Christmas!!!! And so out come the trees, the garland, the fake snow, the little Santas and Nativity scenes, the red-and-green gift wrap, the mint-flavored Christmas coffee. But most of all, the holiday music. Pretty much every mapped square-foot of shopping space is haunted by echoes of "...bells! Jingle all the blaaaah..." or "...angels sing! Glory to the newborn blaaaah..." And especially everyone's absolute favorite shouted refrain of "FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!" That's the only part of the song anybody really cares about. I'd even hazard a guess that at least 50% of people that know the song don't remember the gifts following the fifth day and might not even know the proper order of the first four. And that's what I'd like to look at today, we're going to analyze The Twelve Days of Christmas.

Let's start with a partridge in a pear tree. Some of you may actually be wondering what a partridge even looks like. This is a partridge. Funny looking little thing, right? Would you seriously want a miniature wild turkey flapping around in your living room? Do you actually have room for one of these in your house? Let's quickly run down the next 3 days of gifts so we can get to the good stuff. By the end of the fourth day, we will have added two turtle doves, three French hens, and four calling birds to our collection. The carpet is probably 9 different colors of bird crap and smells like it too. There are feathers everywhere, the birds are always fighting and squawking, we may have taken to drinking by this point. But...

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!! Yup, they came in the mail this morning. I pretend to myself that four of them are apologies for the past four days of crappy gifts. The fifth I cherish and immediately jam onto my finger. Because, yes, I'm just that greedy. Honestly, I've forgotten the other gifts already. I can hear the noise and I know they're birds of some kind, but I'm not sure of what sort they are or what order they came in. Nothing is more important than my FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! I can settle down and enjoy the rest of the Christmas season now.

But alas, it's the sixth day and as much as I thought the rest of December would peaceful, six geese showed up on my doorstep this morning. Each one of them laying eggs, too! Are you kidding me, lover? I have ten birds destroying my house and my sanity as it is! You send me six bigger birds, all stressed out and popping eggs all over the place. The other birds are scaring them and you can hardly see through the fog of feathers sifting through every room. And naturally the next day you send me seven swans. Seven swans, who need to swim for some reason. They've locked themselves in the bathroom and are hogging the tub. I'm going to smell worse than my carpets by the time Christmas rolls around. Please. Cut it out with the birds. I mean the FIVE GOLDEN RINGS are awesome, they're my favorite. But I have twenty-three birds. That's more than anyone needs, really.

Day 8: Okay so when I said I like the rings and didn't need anymore birds, I pretty much meant I didn't really need anymore anything. I woke up to find a dead cow surrounded by eight maids. They milked it dry, you psychopath. Do you think that's funny? A cow does not need to be milked by eight women at the same time. It's lunacy. Besides, I live in the city, what would I even need a single maid a'milking? That's the most useless thing you could have given me. You would have given Anne Frank a drum set, retard. Please don't send me any more women!

Listen here, woman! I love you dearly, but you're starting to try my patience. When I mocked you about the drum set, I in no way implied that I actually wanted drums. Nine freaking drummers drumming? Are you serious? Like really, the FIVE GOLDEN RINGS were amazing. But no more birds, no more women, just nothing else. Cut it out. Oh great, pipers, that's all I needed. Ohhh and they're actually piping too, awesome. Now there's a freaking punk concert on my front lawn, fabulous. They're scaring the birds, dammit! I don't know what kind of game you're playing but it really needs to stop.

December 26. Dear lover, thanks to you I spent the night in jail. After your dancing ladies and leaping lords showed up, I fired my shotgun into the air to shut everyone up. That sent all the birds into a panic and they rushed the maids, who had been getting it on with the lords. The drummers and pipers were still playing their blasted noise for the ladies dancing. So I guess one of the neighbors couldn't stand the nonsensical ruckus anymore and called the cops. They held me for questioning and forced me to stay for the night to calm down. I told them it was all your fault, lover. So they are coming for you. I feel no pity, you lunatic. Merry freaking Christmas. Oh but thanks for the FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!

No matter what you believe in these days, I wish you a happy whatever it is,
- Sad Blogger

Pasty Shoveler

For the past few weeks, we have been blessed with the absense of snow. In the vast majority of years, snow has atleast been on the ground since October and follows through until April, like Calgary's the cake that's been iced, and throughout the seasons, we just keep adding more chilly white decorations.

It's Murphy's Law that when you say something, the exact opposite will happen. So I blame the snow on me.

The other night, I went over to my aunt's house to collect cans for my fundraiser when she asked me if I could take care of her house while they're gone. As I was bidding good night, my aunt says to me, "Well, I hope it doesn't snow", "But your going to Dominican, what does it matter?". She follows with "I know, but if it snow's, you have to shovel the walks". Cleverly, I replied "Hhaha, watch it snow tomorrow!". Ofcourse, they will go to the Dominican, get great tans and I'll be the frozen pasty kid shoveling walks.

Who'd of thunk that it would have snowed? Cause, honestly I didn't think it would. I mean, I know that Calgary's weather is always unpreditable, but I figured we had been going on a lucky stream.

So, to my fellow Calgarians whom might have forgotten their mitts today whilst walking home, caught the wrong bus and had to take an extra half hour to walk home, cursed out loud when the snow caressed their cheeks but sighed with relief when they got home. And once again, I apologize for my lack of sincerity and joke making irony.

Hope everyone got home safe.
-Happy Blogger (Pasty Shoveler)

A Million Billion Trillion Words

When I was thirteen years old I stumbled upon an album in my uncle's record collection entitled Playin' With Your Head by a man named George Carlin. I had not heard the name until then but that name quickly became the most important name I would ever know. But that part is irrelevant. Playin' With Your Head was Carlin's 7th comedy album and starts off with a track titled 'Hello-Goodbye.' This track is basically four minutes of different ways to say hello and goodbye. And that's what I'm getting at. Words.

Words have been my second biggest obsession--next to comedy, coincidentally--since my discovery of that album. The way they sound, the way they look, the way they feel as you slowly piece them together out of letters. One of my favorite feelings is to simply write words with a pencil and feel the ideas being formed into tangible symbols right in front of me. That's one of the things I find most fascinating about words. Inside our heads, ideas just float around arbitrarily, like bubbles or bumblebees. You can't see them, can't smell them, can't touch them. There's no way for another person to perceive a thought. But words, spoken with their funny sounds or written with their goofy letters, bring thoughts to life.

One interesting thing words can do that thoughts can't is affect. A thought is harmless, trapped inside the mind of its creator. But once it squirms its way out into the real world, it has the power to provoke. When a thought is given the new ability to provoke, one of two things will happen. It will either lift up or bring down. Lifting words can be funny, romantic, encouraging, educational. They convey a message of positivity. Then there are the down words. Words that insult, reduce, discourage, discriminate. They are meant to offend or belittle. Some words are not even necessarily positive or negative, but arranged in a specific order with other words, can be either. I know that sounds so obvious and basic. But have you ever actually thought about it? How fascinating it is?

One of the most fascinating words to me is somewhat taboo and widely considered a curse word. The worst of them some might say. It's a word that we use in almost every possible grammatical context. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun...and in each tense too. It's a word we often use to refer to the process of creating life. But possibly more often as a word to insult and condemn. That word is "fuck". Fascinating that a word we associate with the miracle of basically causing life is also one our most obscene curse words. The history and etymology of the word is even connected with copulation. In ancient England, couples were required to ask permission of the king before procreating. If awarded permission they would receive a placard to place on their door reading F. U. C. K. Fornication Under Consent of the King.

I hope you enjoy my words,
- Sad Blogger


EDIT June 26 2011: I just watched a film called "Fuck: The Documentary" and according to several linguists confirmed that the "fornication under consent of the king" thing is total bullshit. The doc made a point of actually mocking people who believed that's where it came from. So perhaps I'll come back and either rewrite this piece or write an entirely fresh piece with my newfound knowledge.

In Response

In Response to:


Rememberance Day: We celebrate it at school, we celebrate it on the day, we celebrate at 11 o' clock, and we remember on our own, but this rememberance day was different then most. Soldiers came to our school and handed out these little slips of papers that exclaimed "JOBS NOW"- Do Basic Training in the summer, and you can get any other job with the Military. Now, most people got the slip, disregarded it and moved on with their lives, but not me. I actually kind of want to do Basic Training. When I told people, some people laughed, some people couldn't believe that I want to do it, but others would love to join me. For me, it's probably the craziest thing I could do, but I'm actually considering, and planning on attending after I graduate High school.


World of Work: So I am currently employed, but hopefully by tommorow, I will no longer be employed. I kind of have a policy where if something goes wrong (majorly wrong) atleast 3 times, I kind of just quit. It's not a good thing, I know that, but that's honestly how I end up feeling. Any who, I'm hoping to move on and move forward, like anything in life, and hope for a job at the farmers market?


Oireachtas: The results from my dance competiton. Well, both teams from my school recalled, and the majority of my school recalled as soloists. My goal for that weekened was to perform my set on stage, which I did, But I didn't feel like it was a weekend for me. I was way more proud of my friends and sister who qualified. I've been there, Done that, got the t-shirt/long sleeve/ hoodie.

School: Is it sad that I am doing better in Math 20 then I ever did in Math 10? Response= Happy parents, TA, and me.


H1N1: I'm neutral about the whole thing, but I think it is a concern. Stupid Facebook groups should really grow up. Zombies, really?


2012: I have my theories, I've read about others. Do I think the world is going to end? No. Do I think something will happen? You bet. Mind you, I'm very supersticious and spook myself out.


Responsed by:
-Happy Blogger

Oireachtas

Around this time every year, there is a western regional competition for Irish Dancing called the 'Oireachtas'. As for this year, this event commences tommorow. It's location varies throughout the years, and as long as I've been competing, they've varied from Kelowna, Edmonton, Vancouver... but this year, were back in Edmonton.


The friday usually consists of some younger competitions plus the team dancing towards the end of the night. As for my School, we have 2 8-hand teams entered, and a couple of 4-hands. I'm in an over 16 8-hand that will be dancing the 'cross reel', and every saturday up to this competition, we have been working on 'perfecting' them. Not quite sure how we are going to do tomorrow, cause we have a pretty tough competition. As for my 4-hand, we have deemed ourselves "The Dream Team", and we would really love to win it this year. GO DREAM TEAM.


The saturday will be the solo dancing. In the solos, you dance either a trouble jig/hornpipe and reel/slip jig. After you have danced those dances, the adjudicators will place each of the dancers, and if you are in the top 50%, you recall. In a recall, you get to dance a 'Set' dance, which is a personalized dance that you dance all alone on stage.


Some of my set dances in the past have been 'The Three Sea Captains", "The Story Teller", "The Planxty Drury", "The Downfall of Paris", "The Drunken Gauger (my personal favorite)", "The Bonepartes Retreat (which is my current dance)" and my school is now working towards "The Blackthorn Stick". Other randoms I've learned--- Hurry the Jug... Oh, the Irish and their names...


Moving on... Once you've danced, they place you. At the end of the night, they have a huge ceremony where you are still in full costume, and they reward your competition on stage. I'm not quite sure, most of those who recall qualify for the Nationals, and the top 10% will qualify for the worlds, and the top 5 get sashes. Lucky Bitches.


At the end of the day, I'm already qualified for the Nationals, and as for qualifiying for the worlds...? That would require much more time and effort than I can give.. But we'll see how it goes.


Wish me Luck.
-Happy Blogger

Crash

An uncomfortable apprehension descends over the unexpected pause in downtown traffic. Among grumbles of impatience and mutters of speculation, the squeak of rubber necks is just barely distinguishable. But then, the unmistakable grate of a crying child. Not that miserable weeping of a miscreant just slapped, or the intolerable sniffle following the death of an ice cream cone. The air rings with the cacophonous wailing brought on by nightmares or a gashed knee. Those closer to ground zero catch glimpses of clothing and shopping bags strewn across the pavement. As the curious crowd pushes forward, the reality of the scene becomes apparent with blinding speed.


Stock still on the sidewalk, the wail emanates from a blond-haired boy, no older than 5. One arm hung limp at his side, the other stretched out, desperately pointing at the source of his terror. The eyes of the crowd follow the line from his pointing finger and a cumulative gasp rises into the still air. Sprawled 30 feet from a vacated Chevy, it can only be assumed the lifeless heap is the mother. Her head twisted at a garish angle, legs contorted into impossible zigzags. No one would believe she was still alive. Made all the more surreal by the one missing shoe and the crudely ripped skirt.

The muffled scream of a siren rises up over the shocked silence. Someone among the horrified onlookers must have lurched out of their stupor. The dissonant lament of the ambulance soon drowns out the child's crying and the blank stares turn to distracted indifference. With a few pitying glances tossed at the abandoned boy, the crowd disperses. Crisis over. While the paramedic crew cleans up the carnage, the slamming of car doors brings the day's routine crashing back to the morning traffic. So the world begins to revolve again. And at the center, a little blond boy without a mom. Crash.

Actually sad this time,
- The Sad Blogger

This is a 'Mystery' Incorporated Title.

What to type? What to type...?


You know what I hate more than anything? I hate it when I'm working on something (ie. I painting, a blog post...) I really hate it when people are watching me from behind. It's like there to scared to ask me what I want to write about, and then I sit there all frustrated and flustered because for some weird reason it really bothers me. I remember once I got a 'paint by number' thing from my dad's company for Christmas. I had never actually had any interest in painting it until one summer day where I was really bored, and pulled it out for something to do. I sat there in peaceful serenity, and one of my sisters came and watched me work from behind. Naturally, I became super tense and stopped. It's even worse when they say, 'Don't stop', or 'Sorry, did i disrupt you', because- yes. Yes you did. I'm not quite sure why I get like that, but I don't like people seeing/reading things before they are finished. Once I'm done- it's all theres, but until then, it's my secret.


(p.s. inspiration for rant=sister waiting for me to write something)




Tommorow's Halloween, and what better way to celebrate by going to the Marianas Trench concert? Even though they've come to Calgary before, I never went because I never learnt to appreciate them until this summer. I mean, I had heard Cross My Heart and All to Myself on the radios, but in my own opinion, those aren't their best songs. They are their most 'radio compatible' but I prefer their masterpieces. I'm going with a couple of my good friends, and we were all supposed to dress up as Mystery Inc. Mind you, our Velma didn't want to wear orange, and our shaggy would be 5'4, and Fred's a girl. But what's wrong with that? Well, they all decided against it, but I'm still going as Daphne, and Scooby Doo is still going.


Scooby Doo, where are you?


Due to recent events, I have been proved to be the most 'clueless' driver. The other day, I drove to dance, and I pulled up into a stall which was on a bit of a hill. I don't usually put on my parking break, and so I parked a little bit further back so I would roll in. But then I decided that that isn't very smart. So I pulled forward, put on my parking brake, turned off my car and my lights. But now I couldn't get the keys out. I sat there panicking for a few minutes while my friend and I were trying to figure out what kind of stupid stunt I had pulled this time. About 5 minutes later, I realized my car wasn't in park. Fixed that problem, but later that weekend, my car wasn't shifting cars very easily, and I was trying to figure out why. Neither my mom or my dad could figure out either. (You see, my van is extremely old and crappy- so anything that goes wrong is not shocking). But one morning, it was still a little dark outside, and I was driving my sister to school. I went out to warm up the car, and try to get the car to go into reverse. Then I noticed that when I was pressing on the breaks, the lights at the back weren't lighting up.... and the car won't come out of park unless the breaks are on- and if the car isn't detecting the breaks aren't on, the car won't change gears! Jinky's! Zoinks! Jeepers! I solved the mystery! Ooh- I'm feeling like Mystery Inc. already! I proudly came back in the house, told my dad what was happening- and I personally feel I redeemed not so 'clueless' status.


My next mystery to solve? Find the person who's behind the lock situation at school.


Let's split up, gang!


Happy Halloween


-Happy Blogger

To Be a Star

When the universe has finished exploding all the stars will slow down, like a ball that has been thrown into the air, and they will come to a halt and they will all begin to to fall towards the center of the universe again. And then there will be nothing to stop us seeing all the stars in the world because they will all be moving towards us, faster and faster, and we will know that the world is going to end soon because when we look up into the sky at night there will be no darkness, just the blazing light of billions and billions of stars. All falling.

Four months and a thousand years ago, myself and several friends partook of a happy, drunken adventure to the mountain resort town of Radium. We spent only four days there but having committed ourselves to finishing off all $250 worth of alcohol we had bought for the weekend, each evening was spent in an intoxicated stupor. Okay, not all of us, but the two people who are critical to this story. On one particularly groggy night, the two of us decided to go for a walk outside. We exited the condo complex we were staying in and proceeded to lay down in the middle of the street. It was there that the inspiration for this rambling mess comes from. Spread out on the pavement and staring up at the stars, this thought came to me:

What must it be like to be a star? Think about how often you've ever stepped outside at night and wished you could see all the stars. Or the time you might have been camping or out of the city and had the opportunity to witness the expansive spread of stars from horizon to horizon. The world's concept of the stars' representation of beauty is almost cliché now. But imagine what it must be like, for even once in your life to have at least one single person sigh with wonder and gaze at you in awe. In AWE! Imagine if your life's purpose was to come out every night and fill even one person (in your entire lifetime!) with wonder and amazement.

What a perfect life. To be born, to be admired in disbelief, and to die in an explosion of imperceptible light.

Be a star,
- Sad Blogger

TGIF: (Well It Used To Be)

Last Friday, my friend decided to take me to The Stepfather. I had honestly never gone and seen a scary/thriller/horror movie before, and she wanted to take me to my first.


She picked me up, and we headed down to the theater. On the way down, I pre-warned her that I might just jump into her lap, or scream, or put my head into her shoulder, and that she should be ready for that. In the midst of talking, we got slightly confused of the directions to the theater, so we took a rather quick exit in which 'probably broke 6 laws' and headed up a different road. Luckily, my old dance studio used to be in the area, and I knew how to get to the mall from there. We get into the mall parking lot, and as we pull in two other cars had simaltaneously pulled out too. 'F' bombs blew up everywhere, and close cutting turns took place, but we moved past that. As we go to park, she had originally tried to pull in a stall going straight, had to back up, but ended up parking perfectly straight in the stall behind us. For an amateur driver, it was pretty awesome. We got out of the car, and then realized we hd parked on the complete opposite end of the mall to where the theater was, 'but walkings good for you' she assured me, and off we went.


As we finally neared the theater, we got up there, stood in a ridicoulously long line up for the tickets, and then another long line up for popcorn, sat down in the packed theater. One of the people working there came in soon after and warned us that the movie had a sound glitch, and that if we wanted refunds we could, but we decided to stay... we had already paid, walked ALL the way to the theater, popcorn, ticket... you get the picture...


The movie started. Now, I have seen other scary/thriller/horror movies before, just not in the atmosphere of a theater. So I knew that the first half of the movie wouldn't be scary, but just to gather information, and try to think out what you think could possibily happen. The plus side to this movie, was Penn Badgley was shirtless for the majority of it. I don't want to ruin the ending, but you know that there is a stepfather that is killing families... and so you could probably guess what was going to happen, you just never know when...


At parts, I had grabbed my friends wrist and squeezed it until I think she lost circulation, then squeezed her hand... gasped, never screamed, but none the less, it was the scariest movie I have seen in theaters...

The movies now done, and we are walking all the way back to the car. On the way back, most of the stores were being shut down, and just being the people we normally are, walking incredibly fast. As were walking back, there were these guys that were sitting on some of the chairs that started saying 'Oh yeah' repeatedly. Me, being totally oblivious to the fact that they were talking to/about us, just kept on walking. Once they said 'Don't you walk faster' it then clicked that they were talking to me (we were walking ridicously fast). I mean, I have gotten a 'Hey babe' and stuff like that, but 'Oh yeah?!' was just weird in my opinion. I mean, what do guys honestly think that we are going to do if they start talking to us like that. I just don't understand why guys feel the neccesity to do that, and if any one can give me a valid reason of why guys actually do that, I might just change my mind. Anyways, got back to the car, laughed about it, and now that is our insider joke, so when I walked into school on monday, and my friend said 'Oh yeah' as I walked in, people were just confused, but it made sense to me.


Overall, it was a pretty good night, but the weekends over, and so it's back to work I go.


-Happy Blogger.

Good Things Part 4

That summer my family took another trip to Disney World. Some might think that a 15 year old would not have been overjoyed to walking around the kingdom of childish fantasy but for me it was better than it was the first time. I was able to go on the rides that I was too scared to go on the first time. And I laughed every single second I spent on those rides. I was constantly smiling. It was magical. One night we went out for dinner and my parents surprised us with tickets to Cirque Du Soleil. I sort of knew what Cirque was but had never really seen anything to do with it. Let me tell you, it changed my life. It was inspiring. The amazing, soul-clenching music coupled with the grace and majesty of the talent on the stage took my breath away. That night changed me...I fell in love with beauty. That trip is probably also in my top 5 memories if not the top 3.

I forgot to mention that in the tenth grade I was also introduced to Life Teen. Life Teen is the high school youth group that I have been attending ever since I first decided to try it out in October 2005. The group of people that I have surrounded myself with in Life Teen for the last 3 years have been the greatest blessing to me. They have inspired me unlike anything else. Every week I learned more about each of them and they helped me to learn about myself. I have overcome huge personal obstacles just because of the things I learned from these people. They consistently move me and unknowingly encourage me to keep growing and keep going. We've had out misunderstandings and our fights and we've made up and grown closer and I am so thankful for them. As well as them, I thank God nightly for our youth leader and his wife. They've been the greatest blessing of all. They've guided me whether they know it or not. I look up them and aspire to be like them some day. They have given me some of the greatest memories and most impacting lessons of my short life. I have looked forward to every Life night for the past three years. Because the people there bring me the greatest joy. I couldn't imagine a better way to grow up and learn.

It's kind of funny how we forget more stuff the closer it is to our present. In the eleventh grade I met my first and last girlfriend (haha). Holy moly, you wanna talk about happy. I thought I was the happiest guy in the world for the short time it lasted. I'll tell you, there is nothing more magical than just sitting in the grass, hypnotized by the feeling of a girl's hand intertwined in yours. Nothing like feeling her against you, knowing that you both want nothing more than to just stay like that forever. There's no greater joy than feeling wanted. Sure it didn't last long by some other peoples' standards, but the happiness and experience I got from that relationship are more than worth it. That year my family rented an RV and we drove it up to Edmonton and we did schoolwork and frolicked while my dad attended business meetings. From there we continued on to Jasper where more frolicking was done and more business meetings were attended. That was not the first time I had been to the mountains. When I was younger, we had stayed in Lake Louise for a weekend in the winter. As grumpy as I was to be wearing a full snowsuit, crossing the frozen lake was the coolest thing. We got to the other end and got to touch a frozen waterfall. I'll never forget how amazing that was. Back to Jasper, that was the first time I actually fell in love with the way they rocky masses soared into the breathtaking sky. I know it's lame, but that was the first time I was able to appreciate the mountains...every perfect, chiseled detail of the jagged surfaces...the way they absolutely dwarfed everything, the power they were. I wished I could have stayed in the campground forever and just stared at the unmovable mountains.


As always,
- Sad Blogger

The Cookie Purpose

You come home, and you take in the smell of a freshly baked batch of chocolate chip cookies, and you can't help but wonder what could be any better in the world than these cookies. What makes them the best. What was their purpose. Were they just a cookie?


Let's go back and venture through a cookies life.


They start off as a colaboration of jumbled ingediants in a bowl. Completely useless.


Then we mix them together. All each individualized, made in the special formation of the creator.


Then we place them all in the oven. We watch over them while they grow, and bake them to perfection. And when they are ready, we take them out of the oven to cool off.


If any of you eat the cookie dough, and the baked cookies, you make cookie blobs in your tummy. And then from there they make Cookie babies if you will, and cookie babies make you happy. =]


Once they are cooled off, and ready to be eaten, the cookies full purpose was to make cookie babies in your tummy, which make you happy. And isn't that what we strive for in life. The Pursuit of Happiness? Cookies make people happy. So eat cookies.


On Behalf of Happiness and Cookies everywhere.
-Happy Blogger.

Make 'Em (Not Really) Laugh: An Opinion Essay

I can feel the sweat stains spreading. The stage lights beat down on me with all the mercy of a Catholic schoolteacher. My focus emerges from the din of the impatient crowd and with the mic desperately clutched in my hand it’s time to dive in. Welcome to twenty-five minutes of personal torment. I’m here to make them laugh, but it’s anything but funny. I got into amateur stand-up comedy when I was 15 and still naïve enough to believe it would get me somewhere. I’ll stop you before you get the impression that I’m impressive. The past three years in “the biz” have taught me several lessons. Three of which I relearn every time I go on stage. Stand-up may look like a laugh at first glance but many comics will tell you otherwise.
The first trial is “the heckler”. There’s at least one in every crowd. I have from the moment my name is announced to the instant the first punch line leaves my lips to convince ninety-six people their money has been well spent. The first joke is a tightrope walk as I tread carefully over the expectant silence. Then it happens. “I started by putting on shows for my family in my basement.” I can feel it coming before I’m even onto the next word. Like a right hook to the jaw, “You should have stayed there!” So we’re back in the second grade, where he who has the best insult establishes dominance. But I have to shake it off. They don’t know the time or effort I’ve put into this night. My mom still thinks I’m cool. Besides, I’m only there for their entertainment.
But alas, it is “the walkers” that deliver the heavier blow. Each show is like a battle. Like a soldier leading my audience into the melee, they’re not all going to be there in the end. I can tell who they’re going to be. They talk loudly over the announcer and sit awkwardly with their arms crossed. Some walkers are polite and at least endure my openers before bolting. But the ones that hurt are the people in the front row that ask for the cheque the moment I walk on stage. They make a show of standing up quickly and bustling about as they gather their things. They toss me intolerant looks and seem to scream, “You are awful!” At least the hecklers stay for the whole show. Again it boils down to their failure to recognize my efforts. I spent a week preparing to bring joy to their evening and they asked for their money back.
The worst part of being a comic is looking back on a show and realizing what a nothing I am. I watched an episode of VH1’s Behind The Music before coming on stage and convinced myself that I would walk out to 20,000 people chanting my name. Instead, I walked out to a few dozen drunken slobs who didn’t even know my name. Half of them didn’t even clap. But there’s still work to do. After my meagre door profits are collected it’s time to whore myself in the foyer. Like a captain going down with his ship, I stand moronically by my wobbly folding table. Sporting a pathetic collection of home-engineered live CDs, some pens I spent more on than I’ll make back, and my hung over face blown up on a wall poster, the audience files past me like I’m selling used diapers at a yard sale. I was actually looking forward to this night. With the coat-check girl as my solitary witness, I admit defeat and load my garbage into the car. I’d better get home and start writing for next weekend’s gig.
As you can see, comedy is a dead sport. Hardly the glamorous existence you might imagine it to be. There are no girls flocking to my side, no managers knocking down my door offering to make me the next big thing. I watch George Carlin specials at 2 a.m. on Tuesday and read books about Eddie Murphy’s transcendent film career and lie to myself. I chant my delusional mantra, “that’ll be me someday,” as I bounce along to “Eye of the Tiger”. The true face of comedy is the stingy club manager. It’s the mental crucifixion at the hands of the audience every single night. It’s the useless pile of torn pages and crumpled napkins in my room, every unappreciated joke I’ve written. It’s the forty dollars in my pocket at the end of the day. Don’t get me wrong. I live for the laughter, but the comedy kills me.
Coming at ya,
- The Sad Blogger

Do You Have An Oragutan, Or Does An Orangutan Have You?

After a few days of staying at home because my face had exploded into a chipmunk, I finally went into school where I had finally built up the confidence to enter back into society where people might acually look at me like a normal human being, but this random Gr . 10 who asks me what happened to my face, I got out of the school as possible and drove myself home. Then I watched a whole other season of Smallville so I could catch up for the New 9th Season that Premiered Yesterday.


Smallville: By the way, is the most addicting TV show ever, well for me atleast. I used to love it a couple of years ago, but I kind of fell out for a little while, but now I'm back on. I realized how much of a nerd I actually am, because one year for Christmas I got a Superman blanket, and would tell people, "I sleep with Superman every night!", oh and my initials might just happen to be the same as the super heros alter ego, I attended a wedding in which, Erica Durance, the woman who plays Lois Lane, was there, and I brought my 4th season of Smallville so she could sign it, in which she actually did (Big smiles), and last but not least, I'm looking into Journalism as a career, I mean, I've always loved the idea, but Smallville might just have happened to help...


School: I'm sure you don't really want to hear about how boring Math can be, or how much work I did, but one day while my friends and I were super bored, we sat there writing random quote in one of my friends agenda's, not famous 'quotes', but just things that we thought of at the moment, and I could bet my life, if anyone read them, I would bet they thought we were high while writing them...


Some Quotes: Once upon a time, you Happy Blogger clanged a bell, and from that moment, she
created time...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame this week tells you to finish CALM
You can put pancakes in an oven to cook, just make sure it doesn't steal your look
Do you have an Orangutan, or does and orangutan have you?
Gosh Darnit, I don't remember anymore. Oh well.


What is it with this weekend with everyone wanting a Big Mac?


My dance school applied for a grant, and on the video I definetly said "Thank you for your consideration for grant for the North American ChampionshIT. and then I laughed. How excellent.


I'm kind of in love with all the songs from Rent at the moment.


'I don't care how many kids I have, and I don't care what kind...'


I love Eric Forman


I want to turn my van into an Icecream truck. And then I learned that that isn't legal. darn.


I love Fruit Gushers. Yum.


If you havn't noticed, my span for staying on one subject is very very low today.


The Mummy 3 is a ridiculous movie, but I kind of loved the ending...
"I'm gonna get out of China and move to Peru where there are no mummy's..."
- A few weeks later Mummy's were found in Peru.


I referred to the grown up question of "where do babies come from?" as "where do drugs come from?"


I drove around the safeway parking lot as if it was a go carting thing today. ( don't worry there weren't any cars)


I'm going as 'Sneezy' for Halloween!


Who wants to take Tango Lessons?...


After Highschool, I want to take a week off, Fly to China and walk the Great Wall Of China. Who's with me?


Mmm. I think that's enough brain leakage for one night.
Good Evening.


-Happy Blogger.

Good Things Part 3

In the sixth grade, I met my first best friends. That was the first time I had a consistent group of friends that I could always rely on. We made each other laugh and we spent every moment we could together. we enthusiastically discussed TV shows we didn't understand before school and played Chinese Hopscotch at recess. We had fights over crushes and dumb things like why we didn't share out bologna sandwiches at lunch. But we were inseparable at school and I was happier than I had known. That was also the grade that I really discovered how good it feels to make people laugh. That's something that lives with me. I was so disrespectful in class but sometimes even my teacher thought I was funny with my little jokes. I remember dancing in the school yard to make the girls laugh and splashing around in the mud to get a few giggles. To this day, nothing makes me happier than seeing somebody's face explode into a laugh or slowly fold into a smile. If you want to know about good things, happy people are good things...my favorite.

I started homeschooling in the seventh grade and I lost touch with a lot of my friends. Although my best friend had also started homeschooling that year. We joined the same band and saw each other every Thursday afternoon and slept over at one or the other's house like every second weekend. I made some of my favorite memories with him. We took guitar lessons together and discussed whether a girl in a bikini was hotter than a naked girl or not. We obsessed over cars and dreamed up plans to buy school buses and fire trucks. Everything was funny somehow. We looked down on people who got upset over stupid little things. We laughed at all the other teenagers who complained about their parents and freaked out about how hard their lives were. We were just funny, happy people.

When I was in the tenth grade, my mom signed me up to be confirmed. This process required that I attend weekly preparation meetings at St. Michael church. I quickly realized how much I longed to be surrounded by people again. I missed that part of school. Sure I was smart, but what good did that do me if I didn't have anybody to show it off to? So I started going to Bishop Carroll High School. Where I met my next best friend. With him I discovered a whole new way to have fun. We spent every single school day goofing off and making life the most fun it could be. It's hard to imagine that we found a new way to have fun for six hours of every day. But it was beyond fun. The memory of that whole year altogether completely eclipses that of the Disney World trip. The whole year that was tenth grade is definitely in my top 3 memories of everything so far. Playing squash with crumpled up paper in the English resource center, dropping bottles of Pepsi from the fifth floor, emotionally torturing the CTS ladies (I guess the Religion, Library, and Math ladies too), making faces behind teachers' backs in seminars, silently laughing our faces off in the library, not-so-silently laughing our faces off there too, firing off pen rockets in the cafeteria, licking soda off the floor in the basement, smashing an apple into bits against the wall, making parkour videos in the stairwell, going deaf in the library...every moment was the best moment ever.


[insert clever title here]

So, I just had one of the most eventful weeks of my life, and I shall try to put down in words as best as I can.


Let us start off with September 10. It was a thusday evening, and my mother organized a BBQ for my younger sisters school. So, as one of the major volunteers, and 'alumni' of the school, my older sister and I were forced to attend. So, we got the burger and watermelon and so on, and sat down just the two fo us, when the two priests at our local church came and asked if they could sit with us. We couldn't refuse, because we honestly didn't have anyone else we knew would be coming, so they took their seats, and started eating together. Now, they sit us down, and ask us some questions about how is school going, and what is our plans for the future, when this wonderful statement comes up. 'Hey, you should be a nun.' Now if you read my earlier blog, I just about died of laughter inside. My friend gave me a quote and said. "You would be the worst nun. You would either make them all want to kill themselves, or you would burn down the convent', and I cleverly stated ' And then their will be *nun*' Anyways. They tried to convince me for about 30 minutes, and they really got me thinking, that if all else fails in my life, I will go and be a nun, because like the priest said 'you get invited to places like this, and you don't have to pay'...


September 11. It's a friday, and the last day of my in- car drivers lessons. I was just so excited that I was finally gonna be done these lessons. So I'm standing there looking through the window, watching for his car to pull up. I got really anxious and nervous, but I'm standing there with my report card and license ready. So now he's 5 minutes late, and I put the items down for just a second to check the time. As I go to move, I dropped my license into an open drawer full of paper. [insert car noises here] driving instructor pulls up, and I have misplaced my license. So I run out and tell him what had just happened, and I stumble back inside panicking to look for my license. After 10 minutes of rumaging through the room, we decided we would just have to reschedule until after I find my license, when my mom opens up a pencil case, and looks inside to find my license. Excellent, now that I've had a minor heart attack, let's go driving down town, whaddya say?


...Later that evening. So I decided to have friends over for a little 'birthday' gathering, and I invited almost 20 people, mind you I'm socially awkward, and had no plans to do with the people coming over other than. Food, and Food, and Fire. So the first hour with all the people arriving was slightly painful, but overall in the end seemed to be a really fun night.


September 12, I got up, I danced, I went out for vietnamese food with my family, where we continously quoted Star Wars, and ate noodles. We came back, Ice cream floats, Beatles rockband ( which is ridicuously awesome if I must say so myself) and then went to bed


September 13, my birthday. It's 9 am, and I have to get up and go to work. I mean, the time went by really quickly, and I ate the most amazing sandwhich ever, I still managed to burn my wrist and now I have a beautiful scar. Thanks. So I'm leaving my work kinda tired, and I smelled bad ( I work in a kitchen) and I get out to a suprise. My aunt and uncle had come to pick me up and take me home. They drove me home, and I got in the door where my sisters came out with silly animal noise makers saying "Suprise. HUEUUEUE" It was awesome. I took a shower, came up, opened my presents, played some more rockband, and then instead of having birthday cake, my sisters made birthday trifle which was simply the best thing ever. Later, my dad took me out to practice my parallel parking. We went up and down the most narrowist streets parking and parking and parking. I felt slightly depressed, cause I didn't get all of them, and when I would get ones that were 2 inches from the curb, my father told me they were too close. IS there any such this as a park, that hasn't touched the curb as too close?! Got home, had some supper, and drove to Bragg Creek with my dad. This was probably my favorite part of my birthday, cause I'm driving down the highway in my gramma's van, listening to her old tapes, with the sun blazing in my face, so I put on her 'wrap around' sunglasses, and kept driving. I felt just sooo cool.


Moving On...


September 14.
Let's just say I got to school, band, social dance, [lunch] drama, social dance. easiest day ever right? but probably the most stressful. I didn't tell anyone I was going to try for my drivers during [lunch] so lunch time arrives, and my mom takes me down to Southland registry, where I sat there anxiously waiting. They guy comes out, I sign some papers, and I go out for my roadtest. I was super proud when I paralled parked on the first time, and hill parked on the first time, and everything was going awesome. I get back, and I park the car and he says "so, you've passed your test' That moment, I was just too excited. I got back in, told my mom, and I was jumping up and down. I knew at this moment I was going to be late for drama, but I didn't even care. I was just happy to have that done and over with. So my mom drives me back to school, and I get into class, and my best friend whispers in my ear. "your late", I looked back and said "I know, no big deal or anything, but I was kind of busy just passing my drivers..." Then she hit me. "I can't believe you didn't tell me!!!" That was a wonderful moment for everyone.


September 15. Wisdom Teeth.
I woke up, 7 o'clock. no pain killers or nothing, no sedation medications. Just me. and I get my wisdom teeth pulled. I get home. And did nothing. Actually, I havn't really done anything for the past 2 days now other than watch seasons of smallville and scrubs, and try not to laugh when people come home and give me nicknames like "Puff the Magic Dragon" or "Cocopuff" or make remarks such as "Holy man. your face exploded". So now I'm sitting here, hyped up on Tylenol 3's with a huge face, with nothing better to do than this. How wonderful.


Overview.
-It was my birthday
-I have my drivers license
-I am missing 4 teeth
-I look like a chipmunk
-I love painkillers.
mmm. I think that's about it.


-Happy Blogger.

Knowing and Believing


I recently found myself trapped amongst the sweaty, irritable riders of a crowded city bus, and having been put into this situation as a result of poor planning, I also found that I was without any source of personal distraction. So I instead looked to my bus-riding compatriots for entertainment. What I ended up stumbling upon, rather, was an intriguing concept. Across the aisle and two seats up from me, two women were loudly (fortunately for me) discussing an infamously difficult topic to explore whether among friends or strangers. That is to say, one woman was impatiently demanding of her companion how she could possibly go through life believing in God. Meanwhile, the other woman was just as vehemently insisting that it was foolish and even sinful to suggest that there was any other way. From their volley of sometimes profound, often incoherent arguments, I gathered that the first was a scientist of some philosophical persuasion and that the other was some variation of the stereotypical pastor's wife. They eventually exited the bus and went their separate ways, the discussion discarded and forgotten.


But it stayed with me. As the bus ride resumed, now in silence, questions and possibilities swirled around my head. The foremost question; what is knowing? Where, in the great bubble of perception, do the lines blur and faith merges into knowledge? On one end of the spectrum, you have the naive and obvious theory that your brain works directly with the real world. We know that we do all our thinking with our brains, and any information we receive is input from our eyes, ears, and other sense organs. But that's where this theory stops. Say for example, that I point to an apple and say to you, "is that an apple?" and you look at it and reply, "this apple?". I see you seeing it and having thoughts about it, and I conclude that it's really there, just as my eyes and fingers present it to me, and that when I think about it I'm thinking about a real thing. You see why I call it obvious? And at the opposite extreme, you have those in out modern biosphere of thought that will tell you that everything we think we know about the world outside our skulls is an illusion. Can we knowingly say that that's wrong, not really. But it doesn't make sense. And the other attitude is too blunt and restricting. There has to be a middle.

When we think about the world and almost anything in it, what we are really thinking about is a bunch of data, or givens, that have reached our brains from our eyes and ears and so forth. To go back to the apple, I am given a visual image of the apple and I am given a memory of what it felt like when I touched it, but that's all I have to work with, as far as that apple is concerned. It is impossible and unthinkable for my brain to come to grips with the actual, physical apple in and of itself because my brain simply does not have access to it. All that my brain can ever work with are the look and the feel, givens piped into our nerves.

That being said, the concept of 'knowing' understood, how do we classify the information we have regarding whichever greater being we believe in? We say that God is everywhere, for example, but at the same time say that He is more than just a tree or highway or a mountain. Otherwise, to worship God would be to worship nature and that completely defeats the purpose. But if we know that our brain cannot actually "know" something without information sent from the eyes, tongue, fingers...then what do we call our ideas about God or similar concepts? What the heck is believing? How did that all come around? I don't freaking know. I'm not promoting or persecuting any beliefs anybody out there has. I'm not even gonna spring a new idea on you. This isn't a persuasive essay. It's merely what I've been getting at this with this blog. Thought. Think about it.

From me to you,
- The Sad Blogger

Always Trust Stangers Advice.

World Skills was hosted in Calgary this year as you all hopefully know, so I decided that I wanted to go down one day during school. So I left school at 11:15, and took the '73' down to Chinook. Mind you, I was with my cousin, and neither of us had ever taken this route, and we had no idea where we were going. As the whole bus sits there in silence, my cousin and I get on the bus, and are talking kind of loudly, saying we have absolutely no idea where to get off, and we just kept giggling in our seats. Then, the lady in front of us asked us "Are you going down to World Skills, cause if you are, get off at Chinook station, and then take the C-train." Excellent, I finally had a little bit of a clue of where I was going. So we arrive at Chinook, and we get off.


Now I'm by the Pet Store and a Home Depot, and it was now almost 12, and we were getting pretty hungry. So I insisted on going in Home Depot and look for free popcorn. See, at 'Totems' they have free popcorn, I was just looking in the wrong store. So we come out a little bit depressed, and stilla little hungry because there was no popcorn, but we found an A&W, and got something to eat there. Yum. Now I was full, but I didn't know where the train station was. So once again, I was talking loudly again, and this random guy said, 'Turn left, and go straight, and it should be down there.' Excellent.


Now were in the train station, and we caught the first C-train that came up. We were headed northbound, and we were just hoping that we would end up at the stampede grounds somehow, and Thank God, we got to the Earlton station.


We walked around the World Skills, and got some free T-shirts, free bags, carpenters pencil, and I could lift up the 100 pound bricks in one of the 'try a skill' tents. Freaking Awesome.


Now. The Ride home. We now have gained 3 more people, and 3 times the stupidity.


So all we needed to do was take the C-train down town. Get off, and take a two. Simple right?
So, were on the C-train, and we were looking for the McDonalds that my sisters ate at in the morning cause that's where they got on. So we saw the Mcdonalds, and started looking for the next stop to get off at. Well, ofcourse it's our luck, and there weren't any stops while we passed over a river, and some trees and stuff. So now were headed, well, God knows where, and we very smartly decided to take the route all the way around. I mean, that would only take an hour or two right?


Once again. 5 people, all giggling on the bus, talking really loudly, and this woman looked at us and said 'Take my word of advice. Get off the train now, and take one back to your stop.' And then it clicked. We all piled off, and were laughing ridicously hard at our stupidity, and took the next c-train back. So that time, were were successful. We got off, and just had to wait for the 2. We get off and started walking, and we saw the 2, and I suggested 'Guys, we could run and catch that one', and ofcourse our legs hurt by now from walking all the way around, and my friend didn't want to run. She insisted that we would catch it. Ofcourse I have to say ' I would laugh sooo hard if it drives away...' On cue. Bye Bye #2.


So we had to wait around a little while, and there were alot of birds flying around, and my sister was terrified cause she hates birds, but that's besides the point. And were sitting there at the stop, when another bus driver told us 'that that was the wrong bus stop'. So we moved back a little, and waited some more. A bus that was supposed to take 2 minutes ended up taking 20 minutes. Then the 2 finally arrives, and we catch it, and we go all the way home. We get home absolutely exhausted, but we had some awesome pizza, and it was awesome.


Overall that day was very productive.
We learned:
- How to take a 73
- How to take a C-train, and remember our stop, and what to do if we miss it again.
- To read signs of moved bus stops
- And always trust stangers advice.


- Happy Blogger

Good Things Part 2


So often, with seemingly everything in the world weighing down on us, we let it get the better of us and convince ourselves that everything is wrong. When that happens you have to remember the good things. You have to remember things that make your lips curl into a grin just thinking about it, things that make you giggle inside, things that make your chest feel warm.

In the first grade, some kids built a tree house in one of the trees surrounding the lot near our school. At recess I would follow the brave kids to the tree and watch them climb up to the top and hang out there 'til the teachers came and yelled at them to come down. One day I begged my mom to take me to the tree house and I spent 5 minutes working up the courage to climb up the old tree. When I finally got to the top, I was ecstatic! I felt like I was so high up! I don't remember too much from that time, actually. I remember taking trips to Calgary during the summer and seeing the Stampede parade. We'd also come to Calgary at Christmastime and sleep at my grandma's house. We managed to fit two beds into her little guest room and we'd all sleep in there. I liked sleeping with my whole family in one room. I could hear them all breathing and I felt like I was safe. Those trips to grandma's house were also my first experiences with real snow. Back in the day (haha!), the snow seemed so deep! Like it would come up to my eyes! I loved that snow so much. I still get that hint of a little kid feeling whenever it snows. Winter brings back all those memories...Christmas smells, Christmas tastes...I love it.

In October of 1999, my family took a trip to Disney World in Florida. That was an experience. I kept a scrapbook of that entire trip. I took a million photos, wrote whole pages of journal entries, and clipped information out of every guide and map I could get my hands on. That trip is probably in my top five happiest memories ever. Every moment was a good moment. Every long line was worth the gleeful few minutes that resulted. The exhaustion of 16-hour days didn't cause any problems either. The whole thing was amazing. I was too chicken to go on a lot of the bigger, faster rides. But even my family's mocking taunts couldn't ruin the experience for me. I was in child heaven. I'll never forget the magic of that trip.


You know me,
- The Sad Blogger
 

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