A Bounty of Bs Bunched Up and a Bit of a Book Begat Posted by Sad Blogger , 30.7.12 at Monday, July 30, 2012, in

Bedecked in Boucheron baubles and Bulgarian bedclothes beyond compare, the bewitching and bizarre Baron Brisko breezes through the boondocks, bestowing benign benefaction upon the bonnets and bowlers of each burgher and burgess. Bumping into a bitter and beleaguered bum, the Baron bows to beseech the beggar his biography. Busted in bed betwixt a beguiling baker and a bonny barmaid, his blushing bride banished his bullshitting bottom from their balmy abode. Bombarding the buffoon with blatant and biting blasphemies, and bouncing the buxom babes out with the brute, the belligerent bride embraced her brand new brio. So now bereft of belongings and bound to belly-ache and beg bystanders for benevolent beneficence, the bawdy and belittled brat bethinks and broods over his breached bethrothal.